Robert Pattinson is reportedly dating Dylan Penn.
But if you think that news is bombshell worthy, consider a report in the latest issue of Star:
The actor is allegedly making like Lamar Odom, according to the tabloid, having gone on a "cocaine bender" around Hollywood last month.
EEEK! We sure hope R. Patt is okay!
The Twilight Saga stud was "snorting bump after bump of cocaine†in the VIP area of the Viper Room club on September 7 and that was merely the supposed start of this star's drug-fueled run.
“Rob was doing coke all night," a witness tells Star.
"Rob tried to be subtle by scooping the coke out of a baggie with a key, but he was still in plain view of others in the room - and he looked like he knew exactly what to do.â€
The evening progressed at the Chateau Marmont, where Rob went "into the bathroom alone multiple times with the bag of cocaine" the magazine states.
The gathering then moved to Pattinson's home, as the actor "suggested that the guy with the coke break out the drug again. He was craving more and wanted the party to continue."
Seriously, dude. Slow down with that stuff. It's very dangerous.
This binge could be a sign of worse things to come, a source tells the tabloid, making it clear what Pattinson must do if he wishes to avoid the tragic faith of River Phoenix or Cory Monteith:
“He needs to stop hanging out with certain people who are not concerned for his well being.â€
Amen, Random, Anonymous Magazine Source Guy Commenting on This Almost Certainly Imaginary Story. Amen Indeed.
The Hollywood Gossip