Sorry, every other husband in the world. You can stop trying now.
Paul Derthick has come up with the best anniversary gift of all-time.
The 72-year old celebrated 50 years of marriage to wife Marie last week by carving out 17 acres of his Ohio farm to resemble the couple's 1963 wedding photo.
"He did it with the kids. They kept it a secret. I thought they were nuts, but it's actually turned out very well," Marie told Good Morning America today, vastly under-selling the impressive achievement pictured above.
They carved out John Glenn last year and the Twin Towers in 2010 out of respect for the 10-year anniversary of 9/11. They've also used the farm to pay tribute to their favorite sports team, the Steelers and the Browns.
But this one may be the ultimate accomplishment for Paul.
"They put it together very nicely, with the church where we were married at the top, and our wedding picture of the two of us in the middle and the old tractor at the bottom," Marie says.
Are you paying attention, Lamar Odom? This may be your key to winning Khloe Kardashian back. Any chance you know how to plow?
The Hollywood Gossip