Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.
Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.
Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!
Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.
“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,†Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.
“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,†Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."
Speaking of Lamar, he made a brief cameo, before his epic downward spiral took place. He did seem a little out of it, but nothing like what's to come.
Back to Khloe, mom Kris Jenner does what any helpful parental figure would and claims credit for the trait. “Mine looks pretty damn good,†Kris tells Khloe.
Plus 200, again, because you gotta OWN the camel toe, and because she adds that Khloe shouldn’t let her sisters act like they're “the pâ€"sy police.â€
At the end of the day Khloe declares, “I have to go back to the mindset that if you see it, that’s my gift from me to you. And it’s a beautiful gift.†Holla.
Plus 200 because she coined the acronym CTC, to stand for “Cover That Camel,†and Plus 200 more because we've seen A LOT more of Kim's.
We're talking about the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Plus 250.
Aside from CTC, the theme of the night was Kim's baby shower, which she claimed she didn't event want as she took endless selfies with her phone.
Minus 400, Kim, for being the opposite of self-aware.
"My pregnancy as got a lot of negative attention for me and the baby and I don't need a baby shower," the future hot mother of North West bemoaned.
"Let me just relax and not have some big, blown up event," she added and naturally, her sisters did not go along with it and naturally, Kim was pissed.Â
But she changed her mind after seeing a video of her mom's shower featuring her late father, then bought all the items from the registry for herself.
"If people want to give something they can donate to the children's hospital," she said after her surprisingly charitable display, adding. "Kanye would like that."
He would? Plus 300 in that case for their generosity.
The family then acted surprised when details of the shower were miraculously "leaked" to the media and it becomes a huge spectacle. Shocking.
Minus 500 for acting like there was a real leak.
Finally, Kris and Kylie plan to dispose of Bruce Jenner's gun, which he says his wife looks "hot" while holding, but he's having none of their plan.
The plan backfires when Bruce buys Kris another as a present. "There will be a gun in this house, bottom line," he insists. Bruiser FTW, and Plus 100.
EPISODE TOTAL: +450! SEASON TOTAL: -6,950!
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